Three weeks ago, a patient brought in two prescriptions, one for Lyrica and one for Protonix. We had enough of the protonix, but not enough of the Lyrica (she gets 90), so we told her we would order the rest for the next day. (Before I get too far, just let me say that this lady doesn’t have insurance.)
Today, she came in asking for the rest of her Protonix. I tried to explain to her that we had owed her on the Lyrica, not the Protonix, but she wasn’t buying it. “But I’m out of the Protonix.” I asked her if she had the bottle, and she showed it to me. “I’m sorry, ma’am, if we don’t have enough, we always mark it on the label, and my computer says you picked up the full quantity of 30.”
So I asked her if she was taking more than the prescribed dose. She told me that the doctor had increased it to 2 tablets per day about halfway through. “Well that explains it ma’am, you should be out if the doctor increased the dose.” Well, she still didn’t believe me, but she told me to just go ahead and refill the prescription
Unfortunately, the pharmacist had just gone to lunch, so I had to tell her it would be half an hour. (She wasn’t pleased.) When I counted the medicine, I made sure to double-count it and mark the label with a check-mark so there would be no questions if she tried to pull the same trick again.
Some people will do anything for free medicine.


